trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

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sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

(via pizza)

seedy:

guys that think all girls dress to impress them

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(via elliegalaxies)

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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(via pizza)


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